What's the Opposite of the Tooth Fairy?

So we're sitting at home the other night, I'm lost in a book, and Tim is on the couch playing with Anna. Suddenly I hear "Ow!...uh, Mandy?" Reluctantly, I drag myself out of the fourth Twilight book and look up at my non-vampire husband... "Yeah?"

Tim: "I think Anna has a tooth."

Mandy: "No."

Tim: "Well...she just bit me and it hurt."

(It's a sign that I've been reading too much Twilight when my first thought was "Hmmm. Vampire.")

Mandy: "Bring her here and let me feel."

So I reach my fingers into her mouth and feel around....and look up at Tim. "That's not a tooth." "Oh. What is it then?" "That would be 'teeth'...as in two of them!" (Her bottom, middle teeth)

Now, despite how proud I am that she finally has some teeth, there is a part of me (two parts, specifically, related to the fact that we are breastfeeding) that has really been dreading this day. Thankfully, it does at least explain why she was so grumpy earlier this week, but did she really have to get two at once? The lovable little traitor. I'm considering hunting down whatever Mythical Fairy Tale Creature is designated to *bring* teeth instead of take them away and locking them up in a Mythical Cave for a few more Mythical Months.

In the meantime, I guess we'll just keep an eye out and make sure the two she has aren't venomous (and pray that they don't have the ability to cut through steel, either).